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Olga of Kiev was a regent of the Kievan Rus whose husband was murdered by the Drevlians, a neighbouring tribe. Olga did not take it well.

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Olga dear, so sad to hear
We had to kill your man
It's business and it's politics
I'm sure you understand

Igor had it coming
Not the smartest of guys
We'll send to you new man true
To dry those pretty eyes.

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But Olga wasn't having it
She's not that kinda gal
Those suitors soon were sailing
down a dried up old canal

As she dropped the dirt atop their heads
till nothing more was seen
She said "you mighta fucked with Igor
You shouldna fucked with me"

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She'll send you to the bath-house
for your muscles are so sore
By the time you smell the smoke
she'll drop a bar across the door

She ain't looking for your friendship
You won't take her up the aisle
She ain't content, she don't consent
She'll greet you with a smile

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CHORUS

And then she'll burn you, she'll batter you
She'll bury you alive
She'll drink you 'neath your table
then she'll set your town on fire

She ain't accepting suitors
Oh mister can't you see?

Don't. Fuck. With. Olga.

She just won't let it be.

---

She ain't looking for forgiveness
She don't want your sympathy
And if you've gone and crossed her
Well by God, you'd better flee

She'll extend the hand of friendship
Olga ain't afraid to bluff
Five thousand more beneath the sword
But still it ain't enough

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CHORUS

Cause she'll burn you, she'll batter you
She'll bury you alive
She'll drink you 'neath your table
then she'll set your town on fire

She ain't accepting suitors
Oh mister can't you see?

Don't. Fuck. With. Olga.

She just won't let it be.

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As she watched the homes a-burning
She allowed herself a grin
She raised a glass on high to toast
The memory of her king

"You sorry suitors saw me
just some slip to be seduced
You sent to me your sparrows
And I sent them home to roost"

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CHORUS

I burned you, I battered you
I buried you alive
I drank you 'neath your table
And I set your house on fire

I ain't accepting suitors
Oh no, mister can't you see?
Don't. Fuck. With. Olga.

You sure don't fuck with me.

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It's a story told of days of old
And lax morality
Revenge so cold
A queen so bold
Went down in history

If you're thinking twice
Take my advice,
Well take a tip from me

Don't. Fuck. With. Olga.
Don't. Fuck. With. Olga.
Don't. Fuck. With. Olga.

Cause she just won't let it be.

She'll burn you, she'll batter you
She'll bury you alive
drink you 'neath the table
then she'll set your town on fire

She ain't accepting suitors
Oh mister can't you see?

Don't you ever fuck with Olga
She'll never let it be

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from Death, Theft and Revenge, released September 20, 2022

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